sluttyoliveoil: following someone for months and liking their posts to get them to notice you and then they finally follow you
Current state of Tumblr fandoms:
lexirose-is-cool: Supernaturalists: ”Nobody died, but somehow this hurts more.” Whovians: *confused rage* Sherlockians: “So when’s season 3 again?” Fannibals: “[Cannibalism joke]” (so many cannibalism jokes)
egberts: sodamist: egberts: i think my cat is allergic to cats That sounds pretty Catastrophic i hope you get arrested for that
cantankerouscrab: hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
ourgoatrodeo: miecroft: *whispers* am i the only person who doesn’t ship eleven and clara
lyrox: ianthe: benedryl-pumpkinpatch: Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan i’m crying best one yet
kilehfileh: sixtrenchcoatsinthetardis: Can I just say that I love how West Collins is 2 years old and basically has his own fandom already Like has any other toddler accomplished this ever
someonecalledmefamous: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death with benefits
sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
trelyon: If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
I was trying to say “hannibal fandom” and it came out as “hannibal fannibal” and now that’s what my GF and I are calling the fandom belonging to Hannibal.
xainagal: if someone says they dont want to be touched dont touch them dont fucking touch them actually dont touch them dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
aristo-kitty: fuckyesquidditch: theybuiltastauteofus: I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football. I know I understand Quidditch more than I understand football. See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about. Don’t have that problem with Quidditch.
Here's what I love about Crowley
the-winchester-initiative: He’s not bad because he has some heart-shattering past He’s not bad because of some psychological/mental thing He’s just fucking bad The King of Hell, everyone.
raiining: maquisleader: WThe Rising Tide is convinced SHIELD is hiding things from us. lol Website here Awesome Is this Skye’s site from AoS? yup